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Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Lori, October 11, 2008, 01:52:14 PM

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The Miscellaneous Forums => FibroFog Funnies => Topic started by: countryboy on October 08, 2008, 01:57:19 AM

Title: Revenge Is Sweet
Post by: countryboy on October 08, 2008, 01:57:19 AM
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.  They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and a hundred dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.  The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.  After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left.  Would you care to do it again?"

He asks her,  "Shall we?"

She eagerly replies, "Oh yes, let's!  But let's change positons.  This time I hold the pigeon down and you crap on its head!"


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Title: Re: Revenge Is Sweet
Post by: Lori on October 08, 2008, 03:01:54 AM
Oh good Lord, Gary! ROTFL

THAT was hilarious! TY! ;)

Hugs!





Title: Re: Revenge Is Sweet
Post by: Preacher on October 08, 2008, 09:12:03 AM
AAAAAAGGGGGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!





Title: Re: Revenge Is Sweet
Post by: ToJo/Todd on October 08, 2008, 09:27:46 AM
Oh the pain the pain oh my ribs are breaking and my eyes are watering so much my glasses are about o slip off and I feel as if I am about to cough up another chunk of lung.





Title: Re: Revenge Is Sweet
Post by: foxgrove on October 08, 2008, 05:22:09 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!





Title: Re: Revenge Is Sweet
Post by: dolphins3613 on October 08, 2008, 07:13:08 PM
that was hysterical thanks for the laughs
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