the Lone Ranger's horse

[augoldminer]

The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians. The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you
are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be
executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three
requests. What is your first request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.' The Chief nods
and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear,
and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a very
fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
second request?'

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him,
and once again he whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off
across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time
with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and also spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. He tells the Lone
Ranger, 'You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you
tomorrow. 'So what is your last request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse ... alone. The
Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's
tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eye and says: 'Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse.
For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE'.

[foxgrove]

Thank you thank you thank you.. I needed a good laugh tonight.

[avorado]

Too funny ! Thanks for the chuckle.
Henry

[dolphin/john]

made my day thanks

[denny]

Good one goldy!

[Barberian]

Posted it on my fb page.