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ronr

#15
March 04, 2018, 09:41:22 PM
Can you get on your side ?   Otherwise maybe they can get you a measuring cup from the kitchen the kind with a pour spout.

Will gave to contemplate that one for ideas.  Just when you think it couldn't get worse.  :emobadmod:
Times are tough when "Happy Hour" is your nap.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

denny

#16
March 04, 2018, 10:00:09 PM
I guess I shouldn't sas the "C" word.
It does seem like they'd have better options.
I guess they are not the ones cleaning it up either. :emorant:
Well,you got a better way to get a pretty young nurse to hold your willie? :lmao:
Don't answer that. Stupid,I just couldn't help myself. :biggrin:
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foxgrove

#17
March 06, 2018, 09:11:20 PM
:blush: Well, brother...  don't know that I'd be doing any better and possibly even worse... I've never been one to have worries that a condom wouldn't fit.  :dunno:  Oh well... at least I don't have to hang on to a street sign as blood rushes away from my head every time I get an erection.  :lmao:

As for aim... I think we're all in a heap of trouble if we end up flat on our backs.  Truly, that's the next step down from having to sit every time you go, which is where I'm at.  Not a long distance between there and aiming at a thundermug.
Where God leads, His hand always provides
...so keep Calm and code on....

Foxgrove

countryboy

#18
March 07, 2018, 06:36:28 PM
Kind of hard keeping your mind on concentrating on hitting the hole of the urinal when that warm little hand is wrapped around your willie  :yikes:

Oh well, I guess that's what they get paid for  :clapping:   Now if that were my daughter, I would come up swinging.   old-man/cane
IT IS BETTER TO BE CONSIDERED A FOOL, THAN TO
OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.   But
UNFORTUNTELY MOST PEOPLE REFUSE TO LEAVE ANY DOUBT.  -unknown-

ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEM AND COMPLAIN --
AND MOST FOOLS DO.   'Benjamin Franklin'

countryboy

#19
March 08, 2018, 04:07:34 PM Last Edit: March 08, 2018, 04:10:21 PM by countryboy
Kitchen measuring cups with spouts?      Have you seen the size of those spouts?     Couldn't even get my little finger in it, so I can't imagine what kind of damage I would have trying to use one of those.    :blush:   Oh well, guess any port in a storm as they say.    :giveup:   
IT IS BETTER TO BE CONSIDERED A FOOL, THAN TO
OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.   But
UNFORTUNTELY MOST PEOPLE REFUSE TO LEAVE ANY DOUBT.  -unknown-

ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEM AND COMPLAIN --
AND MOST FOOLS DO.   'Benjamin Franklin'

ronr

#20
March 08, 2018, 08:09:06 PM
I'm talking the four cup size.    Or bigger?
Times are tough when "Happy Hour" is your nap.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

foxgrove

#21
March 09, 2018, 07:34:13 PM
OK... if you have to go bigger than 4 cups at a time, we need to have a little chat about waiting WAY too long!!!  :lmao:  But I know the ones you mean ron.  I gotta say, though, it's still going to be a whole lot easier than if you were a lady!   :blush: ;)

I saw this the other day and thought of your plight...

It's a "YUMSUM Unisex Female or Male Bed Urinal Universal Potty Pee Bottle " on Amazon... just thought the hose might be handier.  So, while it doesn't have as warm a touch, I'm fairly sure it would be less embarrasing in the end. :great:

Be well, brother.  Don't stop laughing.   :budy:
Where God leads, His hand always provides
...so keep Calm and code on....

Foxgrove

countryboy

#22
March 10, 2018, 05:17:47 PM
Should have guesses that it would be a Kanuck that would find something like a YUMSUM Unisex Bed Urinal.   :giveup:

But then again, maybe there could be some type of fun there.    :LOL:
IT IS BETTER TO BE CONSIDERED A FOOL, THAN TO
OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.   But
UNFORTUNTELY MOST PEOPLE REFUSE TO LEAVE ANY DOUBT.  -unknown-

ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEM AND COMPLAIN --
AND MOST FOOLS DO.   'Benjamin Franklin'

foxgrove

#23
March 11, 2018, 02:21:35 PM
Yeah... I know... the name kinda had me giggling.  It's a Canuck thing.  :lmao: :rotfl:  Yum Sum sex...  um... huh???  I mean, yeah, it's chinese for english speaking people but why does it have to sound so perverted to my ears??  :insane:  :lmao:
Where God leads, His hand always provides
...so keep Calm and code on....

Foxgrove

countryboy

#24
March 11, 2018, 09:42:01 PM
Sorry about the K and C confusion ........  they always got me screwed up!       :jawdrop:
IT IS BETTER TO BE CONSIDERED A FOOL, THAN TO
OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.   But
UNFORTUNTELY MOST PEOPLE REFUSE TO LEAVE ANY DOUBT.  -unknown-

ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEM AND COMPLAIN --
AND MOST FOOLS DO.   'Benjamin Franklin'

foxgrove

#25
March 11, 2018, 09:45:01 PM
Wha???  Kanuck is the same as Canuck... we don't have a preference!  In fact, I think Kanuck kinda looks cooler. :budy: :biggrin:
Where God leads, His hand always provides
...so keep Calm and code on....

Foxgrove

countryboy

#26
March 15, 2018, 02:53:28 PM
Guess the Canucks are lucky though, they can advertise with out being hit with porno fines.   All they have to do is add an f between the n and u and there you go.  Walking advertisements.    :emolaugh:

Damn it's nice to have a screwy imagination!    old-man/cane    If only it wasn't just the imagination.    :giveup:
IT IS BETTER TO BE CONSIDERED A FOOL, THAN TO
OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.   But
UNFORTUNTELY MOST PEOPLE REFUSE TO LEAVE ANY DOUBT.  -unknown-

ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEM AND COMPLAIN --
AND MOST FOOLS DO.   'Benjamin Franklin'

Robby

#27
March 15, 2018, 04:33:19 PM
Quote from: countryboy on March 15, 2018, 02:53:28 PM

Damn it's nice to have a screwy imagination!    old-man/cane    If only it wasn't just the imagination.    :giveup:

I can almost remember when it was more than just the imagination...not really but almost
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foxgrove

#28
March 16, 2018, 09:58:36 PM
You guys... :lmao: :rotfl:  :blush:  Well... not so sure we as Canadians would ever do such a thing... maybe when you get a little closer to Montreal. ;)  :biggrin:
Where God leads, His hand always provides
...so keep Calm and code on....

Foxgrove

countryboy

#29
March 17, 2018, 07:47:10 PM
You mean that you can't take a family road trip with the family to Montreal ..... to see all the sites?   :yikes:    Notice that I said see all the sites, not show all the sites!!!!!!!!   buttkick
IT IS BETTER TO BE CONSIDERED A FOOL, THAN TO
OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT.   But
UNFORTUNTELY MOST PEOPLE REFUSE TO LEAVE ANY DOUBT.  -unknown-

ANY FOOL CAN CRITICIZE, CONDEM AND COMPLAIN --
AND MOST FOOLS DO.   'Benjamin Franklin'
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