Nuclear Noodles

[Barberian]

Nuclear Noodles
For those who like Mac and cheese, but want to mix it up some. The endorphins help with pain management as well.  

My recipe is never the same way twice. This is just a general guideline. It's not supposed to be the same way twice, that's the beauty of it. It helps the flavor never to get old.

1 box macaroni and cheese
1/4 pound Hot sausage
1 large Hot link (beef or pork sausage)
Aprox 1/4 pound of sharp cheddar cheese
Crushed red pepper
Oregano
"Italian" seasoningCajun seasoning
Garlic (not garlic salt)
any strong, hot seasoning you like  (*can use taco, Manwich, burrito, or other zesty seasoning)
Apple BBQ pork dry rub seasoning (or any hearty flavored BBQ seasoning)
Hot seasoning salt
Several napkins

Serves one usually - Me, but normal servings - 2-4 people.

Dice hot link. Cook all the meat to your likening, *drain only 1/2 oil from meat. Set aside. Take one off the shelf box of macaroni and cheese (name brand or equivalent) Prepare as directed. Add cheddar cheese to still hot mac and cheese. Mix well. Add partially drained meat to mac and cheese. Mix well. Mix in seasoning to taste. Add some more crushed red pepper, garlic and some more seasoning. Still haven't run to get a drink or something to cool your mouth off? Add some more crushed red pepper, garlic and seasoning. Wait 10 to 15 min, mix ingredients well. Repeat until you can't stand to add any more red pepper and seasoning. (Be careful with seasoning that contains salt. It is easy to make the meal too salty and not notice until meal is partially consumed with an upset stomach). Enjoy slowly. Savor every noodle. Revel in the pain. Use napkins liberally on forehead as needed. Don't eat in a rush, a bowl should last at least 30-45 min to eat or longer. Enjoy the conversation if someone is there with you.

* By draining only half the oil from the meat, it helps the meal "stick to your ribs", and not be hungry 15 min later. This is not a body weight friendly recipe, and should be used in moderation.

Nuclear Noodles (Alternate)

Prepare as above but substitute the cheddar cheese with a hearty spaghetti sauce. Cook the noodles "aldente"(sp?) to soak up excess moisture from sauce. Add sauce right after mixing in cheese power when noodles are still very hot, then meat. It becomes a very mexi'tallian inspired dish.

[foxgrove]

Or you can enjoy the conversation if you have a large mirror or a webcam program that lets you loop your own picture.    (sorry.. I don't do alone very well..)

Sounds fabulous brother!!! 

[zeroaxs]

My sensitive tummy is acting up just READING that recipe.  Sounds awesome.




My colon before this recipe:   
My colon after this recipe:     

[foxgrove]

  Good description zeroaxs!! 

[looneylane]

LOL oh I wish I could try some of these recipes

[DatonK]

LOL oh I wish I could try some of these recipes

Now that would of moved you mate.

[looneylane]

MOved!!!! Burned!!! LOL all of the above I would be singing Johnny cash all night long.. "Burning ring of fire!"

[DatonK]

MOved!!!! Burned!!! LOL all of the above I would be singing Johnny cash all night long.. "Burning ring of fire!"

You need the fire team on stand by 2' away to cool it all down

[SBOwFibro]

My wife and I love spicy food. Really hot spicy food. So we may have to try this. It looks good.

I was in Portugal over the summer and ate local chicken piri-piri. They would make it weak for foreigners so I would ask for full strength. It would blister and rash the skin around my lips, so yeah, it's hot. We brought back several vials of it. They are my prized possessions.

[foxgrove]

It would blister and rash the skin around my lips, so yeah, it's hot. We brought back several vials of it. They are my prized possessions.

  Lucky bugger!!